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Ten Ways of Making a Blog Terrible

Posted on February 25th, 2008 by KhoKing.
Categories: Blog.

Ten Ways of making a Blog Looks Terrible

By following the 10 steps below, 99% chances you will be success in making your blog looks terrible… Try it at your own risk…

1. Use default design
Be it at Blogsphere, Bloggers or Wordpress, use the default design given and don’t add any new things/widgets to it. Use the default colour and layout, so that everybody that use the same blogware will have the same look as yours. Users will come and forget about your blog in no time. This is the first successor move in hit and forget blog.

2. Blog name / Domain
Create a blogname/domain url with more than 10 characters and more than 4 vocal sounds.
Eg. http://www.blogextemehardremem.com

People will never be able to remember your domain name, even if they did, they will never spell it write (because you spell it wrong in the first place).

3. No photo, no picture
Use only TEXT in your blog. Make sure there is no picture and no text. A picture worth a thousand words? Nevermind, type one thousand words each time, don’t replace it with any picture. Show that you are a great typewriter.

4. Disallow search engines
Create a Robot.txt file in your root directory and disallow*.*. This will make sure that Google, Yahoo, MSN etc. will not crawl on your site.

5. Blog topics
Hmm…this is a tough one. Nevermind, go to wikipedia and copy texts from there. Not easy to type a thousand word…but copy from wiki is easy. Make sure you change the first line and last line…don’t put any ref. link where your source is.

6. Blog frequency
One blog post per year. So by year 2020, you should have at least 22 posts. Nevermind, since nobody care to read about your blog, so you don’t have to blog more than one per year.

7. SPAM? Let it be?
Never ever delete any spam in your blog. Let it be since spam means your blog is at least popular and worth spamming (I wonder why spam still choose you). Let the XYZ&5$S#” words be in the comments.

8. Picture
Ok, in case you are too lazy to type the one thousand words or copy from wiki, go post a picture. The picture must be either less than 50×50 pixels or larger than 1000×1000 pixels in size. Never use thumbnail, make sure the file size is at least a few MB (eg. 2MB), so that it takes at least 10 mins to load. If one picture is not enough, post 100 pictures at one time to make your blog looks full (since you can only post ONE post per year).

9. Politic, religion
Critique about politic and religion, make sure you get blocked by the government. This is extremely easy if you talked about China government…they will screen and ban your blog from the 1.3 billion citizens in China.

10. Promotion / Publicity
Never show the blog to anybody. Never do any promotion or tell anybody about your blog. Let it sits in the billions of blogs and websites out there and only you know where is it located. Never do link exchange or share the URL in your signature at any forum or others blog when commenting.

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